...You can drink a pot of coffee and still go to sleep in the morning.
...You think it is acceptable to use "penis" and "vagina" in a normal conversation.
...You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart.
...You´ve ever been telling work stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw-up.
...You refer to motorcyclists as organ donors.
...You believe Tylenol, Advil, or Excedrin provides a large part of your daily calorie intake requirements.
...You´ve ever had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I´m afraid of shots."
...You have to leave the patient before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.
...You believe a good tape job will fix anything.